“I dont even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”-Napoleon.

What kind of skills do you have Napoleon Dynamite?

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.

What does Napoleon Dynamite say to Uncle Rico?

Napoleon Dynamite : I wish youd get out of my life and shut up! Uncle Rico : Im gonna tell you somethin right now.

What does Pedro say during his speech in Napoleon Dynamite?

Pedro. [His class president campaign speech] I dont have much to say, but I think it would be good to have some Holy Santos brought to the high school, to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck. El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one.